I am so happy and excited to be invited to this citadel of human knowledge the likes of which can be found all across the length and depth of the world wide web. It touches me especially to know that I have been invited by one of the deepest thinkers of the Tashlich Institute (a non-profit dedicated to the promulgating of intelligent ideas discussed at the area called tashlich). I would just like to share with all the bikers and biker gmachers and exercise bikers an article I read lately. Basically the gist of it is that eating like a pig and biking like Neil Armstrong doesn't help much. http://nymag.com/news/sports/38001/ The key is not to eat so much. Therefore my suggestion is that all the food you aren't eating because of this new discovery should be donated to the Tashlich Scholars Fund a fund I am establishing today for the buying and distributing of nicotine and tar packed rods of toabacco for the consumption of all those who visit the tashlich. I am sure that with the institution of this fund we will see an explosion of wisdom due to the more frequent visits to the Tashlich contributions can be given to me at any time of day or night.
BH
ReplyDeleteDear editor in chief
A great jew who has a national syndicated radio show every evening, has been pointing out that not only is there no global warming, but on the contrary we are going through a phase of global cooling. Being that i am a suppoter of the most honest, and true person, in our time, and a roll model in 'non profit' the honorable Al Gore, it was though for me to support Mendels Bike, as he, while riding his bike, and the mendel inside of every one of us, riding our bike, we surly produce sweat, which cau ses more heat, and even if we use deodorant spray, it damages the endangered ozone layer, so either way, Mr. Gore would be upset, but with my learning that we are in fact going through a cooling stage, so not only is this cause not harmful, its doing the world a big service, its adding heat, and thus helping to restore balance in our fragile environment, so i am happy to be amongst the many who support ''mendels bike''.
If you could please post the mailing address of the tashlich fund, that i can send some form of contribution to the fund, it would be great, since i would be able to connect, - in spirit - with its esteemed members, and to the holy building to which its yard serves as the ''situation room'' itself.
May Hashem Bless you, the eDitor, and you, Mendel, the Mendel of 'Mendels Bike', thank you for your continuous inspiration.
ZalmyG